Only Cain Is Able Enough to Explain Nov. 3

Letter to Romans: On election night a bitter candidate blamed voters for his loss. “Do you think voters are stupid?” a reporter asked. He deflected with a mumble. I would’ve said, “Yes … And so am I for not realizing we are all asteroids careening mindlessly thru the universe …

… and dependent on sheer luck to avoid smashing into another planet let alone the nearest sun. How else, Fox News’ Will Cain suggested, can the GOP’s mid-term debacle be explained? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Karl Rove said it was all Trump’s fault. VP Vance said it was the Iran War’s fault. And Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries both gladly accepted the blame. Meanwhile, Cain was visibly shaken on his “Will Cain Show” as he struggled to explain to the audience how so many radicals, that the majority of Americans can’t stand, could still gain so much power in the DC Swamp as well as in state capitals across America. Cain’s theory: We are now in an era of dramatic electoral swings between competing populist movements; he noted it happened in Trump I and II and it just happened again as many voters’ patience has worn thin with politicians of all stripes and their attention spans have been reduced to instant gratification.

If so, the newly empowered Democrats may have until January 1^st to solve the USA’s (and its voters’) biggest worries before Cain’s Jacobins sling their electoral guillotine again: The $41 Trillion dollar deficit and related “affordability” problem, Social Security’s impending insolvency, the wars in Iran and Ukraine, and the Palestinians’ & Israelis’ penchant for attacking one another. Then again, the Democrats & DSA allies have their own “special” wish lists to address including: How to re-open the border but admit no one & figure out how transgender men can throw their games with women athletes without anyone noticing; they’ll also need to hustle in defunding the police again, stacking the US Supreme Court, eliminating the Pentagon & putting the US Senate out of its misery. Surprised the "details" have yet to be annnounced? What did God do to Cain again when the original politician came up with the wrong game plan?

Davd Soul